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Time to kill us some darlings.




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Today is Memorial Day. It is not Flag Day. It is not Veteran’s Day. As jamarisjustice, so eloquently put it:
Today we remember those who gave their lives to serve and defend our country. We owe our gratitude to them for the freedoms we now enjoy.
Remember the fallen and their sacrifice, and have sympathy for the ones they left behind.
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I…just…her face.
Also? CAKE BALLS!
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The reactions on Tumblr were pretty much what I would expect.
Women:

“I don’t care. He’s still hot.”

Gay men:

(Source: whatshouldwecallcollegelife)
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Which means I need to get in freakin shape. Getting in the water isn’t the embarrassing part. It’s the getting out again.
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Did you hear me laughing so hard I snorted? If not, wait, because I’m still doing it.
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